To: Employees, contractors, et al, of Wizard's Tower LLC From: Parciliquy the Pernicious and the Peculiar, Pleonast of Bleak-on-Vomir c/o Lancelot Squib, Chairman, Board of Trustees and Gamebook Author
I must humbly request the immediate cessation in all auxiliary tasks in order to consciously focus your attention on the following words:
The little Hare obeyed, and when it had begun to grow dark he went out into the world, in search of fresh work. This time she cracked the nut as soon as she reached it; she sat down upon a stone and went to sleep. The journey to Buda was long, and it was all so cool and familiar and friendly.
So with that out of the way, I am pleased to let you know that I have some most excellent news that will surely give you another reason for your seemingly limitless need for employee events and morale initiatives.