Worlds of the Wizard’s Tower

A Collection of Esoteric Ephemera

By L.L. Squib

Author of “High Life in Patala Under the Autarchy,” Etc.


Beyond the veil of reality lies a quasi-dimension full of the infinite possibilities that only magic can provide. The Wizard’s Tower is a riddle at the heart of this strange dimension of magical energy, bridging 108 universes in a symphony of mystery, intrigue and danger.

Within this monolithic pocket universe, impossibly different beings come together to solve mysteries and recover artifacts from a bizarre menagerie of alternate realities and fantasy worlds. All under the watchful eye of the titular Wizard: Parciloquy the Peculiar!

The following is a collection of my observations, gleanings, and notational ephemera on topics pertinent to the Wizard’s Tower and its 108 worlds. It is my hope that, meager though they may be, my thoughts herein provide you with such entertainment as to bring you to the climax of elucidation.

This is something I was never able to do for my ex-wife, which is one of the many reasons she gave when divorcing me. This is according to her (former) divorce lawyer and (current) husband whom both she (privately) and I (publicly) refer to as “Adolph Dickler.”1

Although I went from being on the missing persons list for a full year and then spent the next two years imprisoned at various black sites such as the lovely Camp X-Ray, I suppose I can see what a hardship the lack of child support caused you.

Even though you moved yourself and our children into Adolph Dickler’s five-bedroom McMansion and seven-acre estate in Lafayette immediately after I was body-swapped into another dimension. I am sure that it has been quite difficult managing your new husband’s live-in maid and award-winning garden.

I spent the first hundred years of my captivity within the body of the enigmatic Parciloquy caring very deeply about whether or not I would make it back to you despite your repeated assertions that you not only do not love me but actually dislike me during the last two years of our marriage.

But after magically cloning you so many times to try and work things out, I finally realized that you and I will never work as a couple. When lightning strikes twenty three times in row, it does not take a thousand year old master of the thaumaturgic arts to realize that some things were simply not meant to be.2

So my dear former wife, it is with neither fondness nor anger I bid you adieu. I must state for the record, however, that no matter what legal shenanigans your husband-at-law thinks he can pull off, thanks to the binding treaties of a dozen nations you will never see a penny from me. Sorry!

For those readers now, in the future and possibly in the past, I present to you the Worlds of the Wizard’s Tower.


There is an order to the universe, even when it appears to us a chaotic mess. Magic and Technology are closer cousins than many realize, and sometimes may be indistinguishable from each other.

Summary: A discourse in two lectures on the fundamental physical and metaphysical natures of reality and how we can shape it to our needs.

Read Esoteric Cosmology and Thaumatology →


Doorways to 108 distinct timelines in the histories of two planets are yours to explore if you find yourself within the Tower. Take care, however: without the proper key your trip is strictly a one-way affair.

Summary: An enchiridion of the world behind each doorway in the Ekataath: the 108 portals connecting the Wizard’s Tower to the multiverse.

Read ΕΚΑΤΟ ΑΘ: Encyclopedia of the Multiverse →



The Wizard’s Tower has functioned as a trans-dimensional nexus connecting 108 time-lines of Earth and Agarth for millions of years and has been home to sentient creatures for just as long. The relics and secrets of histories stretching back into the geologically-distant past clutter the Tower.

Summary: A primer and survival guide for those who find themselves within the Tower, willingly or otherwise.

Read The Wizard’s Tower Handbook →


Making friends with the Librarian is an extremely difficult task, but it is well worth the effort. Most sources presented do not exist in this timeline, unfortunately. I include them here for completeness.

Read Bibliography →

  1. Other reasons given in the divorce papers included snoring loudly and not being “cool” enough. I was also accused of practicing cyber-witchcraft whatever that is.
  2. The fact that I also witnessed your clones murdered numerous times—often grisly and at least once by my own hand—does also seem to engendered a bit of psychopathic detachment where my feelings for you are concerned.